Clubbing In My Duffle Coat

May 16

bramblepatch:

Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.

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Apr 30

sh4rki:

If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.

“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”

“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”

“Fucking brilliant, Jim.” 

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Apr 6
“Oh, you like to think you’re a god. But you’re not a god. You’re just a parasite eaten out with jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them. On the memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow. So…so come on, then. Take mine. Take my memories. But I hope you’ve got a big appetite. Because I’ve lived a long life and I’ve seen a few things.”

Feb 10

Feb 9

Visit to Baltic

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Jan 29
jl8comic:

JL8 #70 by Yale Stewart
Based on characters in DC Comics. Creative content © Yale Stewart.
Like the Facebook page here!
Don’t forget to come see me September 8-9 at Baltimore Comic-Con, Table 278!
Also, the next two weeks will only have one comic update. I’m moving back to St. Louis, and that process is going to eat up a lot of time. “JL8” will return to a twice-a-week update the week of 9/23.

jl8comic:

JL8 #70 by Yale Stewart

Based on characters in DC Comics. Creative content © Yale Stewart.

Like the Facebook page here!

Don’t forget to come see me September 8-9 at Baltimore Comic-Con, Table 278!

Also, the next two weeks will only have one comic update. I’m moving back to St. Louis, and that process is going to eat up a lot of time. “JL8” will return to a twice-a-week update the week of 9/23.


Jan 18
weirdly-awesome-hippogriff:

Falling in love is an act of magic. -Calvin Weir-Fields (Ruby Sparks)

weirdly-awesome-hippogriff:

Falling in love is an act of magic. -Calvin Weir-Fields (Ruby Sparks)


krissztro:

I LOVE this!

krissztro:

I LOVE this!


Dec 8

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Nov 25

holly is the best friend ever like she is super great at everything it’s pretty amazing


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